All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.