One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven’t and don’t.
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.
Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men.
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?