The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.
Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.
Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.
Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.