
Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.

Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.