Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.