Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.
Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
Women are one of the Almighty’s enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.
History is more or less bunk
History is more or less bunk.
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren’t there.
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.
Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total; of all those acts will be written the history of this generation
Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total; of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.