Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.