Where I can look ugly and enjoy it
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Don’t make excuses for him. You can’t put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.
“Are you taking foreign language classes?” “Yes, math”
Whenever im sad, you’re there. Whenever im having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.
I know of no way of judging the future but by the past.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.